Alert your blood sugar and throw away your bathroom scale because Dunkin’ Donuts has announced two new fall flavors that are going to absolutely ruin you. While they’ve already announced that their fall pumpkin coffee offerings will return on August 31st, there will now be two new donuts to meet your fall-themed pastry needs. Behold: the Pumpkin Cheesecake Square and the Reese’s Peanut Butter Square. Breakfast is now dessert, stop trying to resist it.
Maybe DD is trying to get around the whole “these are not actually donuts, they’re cakes” thing by calling them squares. All I know is that you are definitely going to eat them no matter what time of day it is. Here are the gloriously tooth-rotting descriptions:
[The] REESE’S Peanut Butter Square is filled with rich and creamy REESE’S peanut butter buttercreme, topped with chocolate icing and finished with an orange icing drizzle to match the colors of the traditional REESE’S Peanut Butter Cups. The Pumpkin Cheesecake Square is filled with smooth and creamy pumpkin cheesecake filling and topped with orange icing, crumbled graham cracker topping and finished with a white icing drizzle.
These two new candy-cake “breakfast” pastries will join DD’s classic pumpkin donuts and pumpkin Munchkins as part of their fall lineup of treats. If you’re an especially passionate and social media-savvy pumpkin fan, Dunkin’ Donuts is inviting everyone to use its new Snapchat filter to proclaim your donutty love.
The first one to Snapchat themselves testing their insulin gets free Munchins, on me!